The Second Little Book of Business Bullshit

As before all the quotes have come from real business meetings.  I have tried to translate, but many defy belief, let alone clarification.

The Second Little Book of Business Bullshit.  Here are a few examples. Call me for a copy. 
We are both heading in the wrong direction.
What you are suggesting is irrelevant.
We fucked this up last time and I don't want to again.
We're totally buggered.

Books by Kevin Duncan

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Start

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Does what it says on the tin.

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Marketing Greatest Hits Volume 2

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The third book in the series.

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Business Bullshit

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